PANCAKE REVOLUCIóN!

Hello neglected foodies and grubbers! Now this post is a bit off topic, but I thought I’d give y’all some useful information: I took a trip to I-HOP recently and after I finished my meal, the manager handed me a form to fill out. Did I feel special? A bit, yes, but uncertainty refrained me from emotional outburst. What was the meaning of this piece of paper? A form requesting that I, Hannah, join the ranks of the Pancake Revolution. Was I even ready for such a commitment? … But the first thing to blurt out of my mouth was, “Does this cost anything?” to which was met by a casual, “No, its just a promotion.”

Naturally.

That seems to be the case for everything nowadays. At least with gym hopping—but that’s another story. So, I’m sure by now your scratching your heads trying to muster some explanation—vague and feeble though it may be—as to what this so-called “Pancake Revolution” is about, eh?

All in all, you’re signing your life away to guzzle down god-knows-how-many-calories, but its free! It totals to about three free *Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity meals [sounds like an innuendo, but its G-Rated folks], including one on your birthday! But who really goes to I-HOP on their birthday? Unless you’ve been on an overnight drunk the day before and find yourself frothing for a stack of pancakes that have been nestling under a heating lamp. Sometimes you just have to chomp down and bear with it and its a nice gesture from I-HOP considering their competition. MAKE ME FAT, AMURICA!!!!! Bottoms up! So there you have it, my little dash of foodie wisdom to all our loyal followers! FYI—Pancake Revolution is only valid at the I-HOP where you sign up!!!!

*Meal includes two eggs, two stripes of bacon, two pork sausages, and two buttermilk pancakes topped with strawberries and blueberries/or cinnamon apple with whipped cream.